Tag Archives: Stupid is as stupid does

Local produce – The Other Coast 9/14/12

The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside on Creators.com – A Syndicate Of Talent.

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Man accused of shoplifting ethics textbook – Probably Bad News

 

Probably Bad News: If Only He Had Read It – FAIL Nation – Just classic fails.

Police: Mom leaves baby on top of car, drives off – USATODAY.com

PHOENIX – A 19-year-old mother is under arrest on child abuse and aggravated DUI charges after police say she left her five-week-old baby strapped in a car seat on top of her car and drove off.

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The child is said to be in good condition and now in custody of Arizona Child Protective Services.

At about 1 a.m. Saturday, Phoenix police officers got calls that a baby was in a car seat in the middle of a road.

Phoenix Fire Department officials found the baby and took him to a local hospital. He was “perfectly OK,” said Officer James Holmes, spokesman for Phoenix police.

Holmes said the mother, Catalina Clauser, had apparently been smoking marijuana late Friday night at a nearby park with her boyfriend. At about 11 p.m. they left the park to buy some beer. The boyfriend was arrested on aggravated DUI charges while on the way, Holmes said.

An upset Clauser then reportedly went to a friend’s house where, she admitted, she smoked more marijuana, Holmes said. By midnight, Clauser left the house with the baby asleep in the car seat.

She realized the baby was missing when she reached home. That’s when Clauser called her friends and asked them to trace the route she had taken. The friends ran into the officers who had already found the baby. Clauser arrived there shortly thereafter and was arrested, Holmes said.

via Police: Mom leaves baby on top of car, drives off – USATODAY.com.

Bieber Knocks Himself Out Slamming Into Glass Wall – Singer suffers concussion in Paris accident

So, tell me please, how am I NOT supposed to think of Forrest Gump quotes after hearing about this? “Stupid is as stupid does,” comes to mind first for instance.  And he got a freaking concussion?!?  I feel sure he’ll be on Smoking Gun presents World’s Dumbest yet, and not as a presenter.

(NEWSER) – More bad news for Justin Bieber: He knocked himself out after crashing into a glass wall in Paris. The singer walked headlong into the wall shortly before his last number at a private performance in an undisclosed highrise in the city.

via Bieber Knocks Himself Out Slamming Into Glass Wall – Singer suffers concussion in Paris accident.