Stapler WIN – Cheezburger

 

Stapler WIN – Cheezburger.

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“At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators…”

“At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.” – Aldous Huxley

Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car

 

Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car – Cheezburger.

Tearable Puns

 

SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns – Cheezburger.

Mac ‘n’ Cheese

 

Mac ‘n’ Cheese – Cheezburger.

The Empire Strikes Back

 

King of the Universe – Cheezburger.

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic – Cheezburger

 

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic – Cheezburger.

Water on Mars

 

Water on Mars – Cheezburger.

“Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.” – Dave Barry

“Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.” – Dave Barry

Checkmate, Mayans! – Cheezburger

 

Checkmate, Mayans! – Cheezburger.

Seal of Approval – Cheezburger

 

Seal of Approval – Cheezburger.

Money Laundering – Cheezburger

 

Money Laundering – Cheezburger.

‘Is there a meaning to music?’

“The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, ‘Is there a meaning to music?’ My answer would be, ‘Yes.’ And ‘Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?’ My answer to that would be, ‘No.'” – Aaron Copland

One could say the same of humor; if it has to be explained, you’ve missed the whole point.

Man with head stuck in a bin freed by firefighters in Aberdeen | Metro.co.uk

The 52-year-old, known locally as Tam, was wedged in the plastic bin in Castlegate public square for over 15 minutes on Sunday evening before being cut free.

Firefighters used an electric saw to cut around the top of the litter bin before the man was taken to the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary where he was treated for facial injuries.

An onlooker in the square called 999 to report the incident as pictures of the episode began circulating on the internet.

‘He couldn’t move at all – his head was really stuck in the bin tight and he was shouting for help,’ one witness told the Daily Mail.

‘The fire brigade came pretty quick and took the top off the bin, but it took at least 15 minutes and the guy was in a bit of a panic by the sound of it.’

A Grampian Police spokesman said: ‘We are unsure what he was looking for or what he had lost – and whether he found it.

‘We can also confirm that there were no criminal charges resulting from the incident.’

via Man with head stuck in a bin freed by firefighters in Aberdeen | Metro.co.uk.

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” – Aldous Huxley

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” – Aldous Huxley

A Full Frontal Photo of the Duchess of Cambridge – Cheezburger

 

A Full Frontal Photo of the Duchess of Cambridge – Cheezburger.

Swipe your cash? – Gray Matters 9/27/12

Gray Matters Comic Strip on GoComics.com.

Trailer Park – Cheezburger

 

Trailer Park – Cheezburger.

Parenting Fails: Candy? I Wanted Meth :( – Cheezburger

 

Parenting Fails: Candy? I Wanted Meth 😦 – Cheezburger.

Police Always Know How to Put a Negative Spin on Things – Cheezburger

 

Police Always Know How to Put a Negative Spin on Things – Cheezburger.